lately . . .

sometimes i wonder where my time goes~

so, i ask myself...and here's where it's gone lately...



i've been busy painting...

...getting ready for my art show


giving my disgustingly crackly & crusty feet a pedicure )

doing some soul-refreshing kundalini yoga...

playing in my garden...

drinking fruit smoothies...

and getting ready for my

butterfly warriors art camp!

AND then~

my girlfriend, Meeja

(who i've known since 8th grade, & we've had a helluva lotta wonderful times together!. . . ooooh we were naughty!!! remember~ "why is my hair curly? it wasn't curly last night?!?!? ha haha haha ha :)

sent me this & I thought i'd better share (since we all enjoy a good laugh!)

it's "Women's words to live by!" ~ AMEN!!!

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

(the house, the car, the condo, the dog~ Ken~altho we all know he's gay :)

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

(ooooooooooooh YA BABY!!!)

3. Take life with a pinch of salt ... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

("1, 2, 3,...GO!")

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

(ready PEEPS?)

5. Go on the 30 day diet.

(I've been on it for about 1/2 the time and so far I've already lost 15 days).

( i can only ever last LESS than a week :)

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

(you KNOW i own a pair of big girl panties! i do! i swear!. . . i just can't seem to find them! . . . only polka dotty, lacey, fun ones~!. . . maybe i packed them away with the winter parkas :)

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

(that one's FUUUUUUUUUNNY!!! it couldn't POSSIBLEY be true! no! NO! NO!)

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

(i'm rather fond of this one too :)

(they do know me! they even call me by my name, which, btw, when i meet someone i don't ever want to see again~ and they ask me my name~ it's JANET!)

don't ask why~ it just is.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

(you KNOW it!)

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

( i HATE it when that happens! . . so uncomfortable too :)

11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

(don't forget the ICE! ~ AMEN!)

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man ... there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

(is this true p.b.? is there somebody out there sick of your shit? :) no, couldn't be! not my p.b.! :) cupcake wings don't do bullshit ~

(except ONCE ~ for 3 days!!!)

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

(i think i ate some shit food here~ bloated . . regardless, Frank & I are CHILLIN~)

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's going to give you trouble.

(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...no comment :)

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong :)

(yeah~ i'm so there!)

have a BEAUTIFUL weekend! enjoy the sun~!

i am being held HOSTAGE today by my monster house~ it is MAKING me clean!!!

tomorrow~ the BEACH!!!

peace.LOVE.&cupcakes.

e